Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Pill That is Saving My Marriage

I love the Crunch meal bars. Chocolate Mint, Peanut Butter, Lemon Meringue, Fruit & Nut, Oatmeal Raisin, Chocolate. Those are the only ones I've tried. And I can eat 5 each day if I prefer to (as my meals). I never have because my family would make me live in the garage and it's like the South Pole out there. I never have, but why? If I were to, I would be, uh, let me say, very "windy". One night I ate two bars because I needed to get my last two meals in before bed. I had the bars with a large glass of water, like preferred. Holy Toots Batman!! I kept the house awake all night.

Now I have pills!

Beano. 2 pills before a bar and I'm pleasant to be around. My husband has stopped cleaning the corner of the garage.

Today's Random Thoughts:
-I never lie. When someone confronts me about it (memory) I'll know I'm in the right. Grrr.
-birthday lunches are great
-chocolate cherry muffins that are OP = :D
-Solar Tan
-Skype rocks

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